Showing posts with label USAF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label USAF. Show all posts

Saturday, October 27, 2012

US Air Force Humor



"With All Due Respect . . . ."

A C-141-A Starlifter had been delayed for take-off for over an hour at Thule Air Force Base, Greenland*, because a sewage repository had not been pumped out.

Finally a young airman wanders up to the aircraft with the approprirate equipment. The airman fiddles around for a while, does his thing, and then gets ready to leave.

The aircraft commander, a young captain, confronts the airman. "You've caused me to be two hours late for my take-off. I'll see that you are not only reprimanded, but punished as well! "

At that the young airman, smiles. "Sir, with all due respect, I have no stripes, I'm stationed at Thule, Greenland, it's 20 degrees below zero, and I'm pumping s#!+ from your aircraft. Just what kind of punishment did you have in mind? "


* Thule (pronounced toolie) Air Force Base is the U.S. Armed Forces' northernmost installation, located 750 miles north of the Arctic Circle. February averages as the coldest month (-19°F) and July the warmest (45°F).


Monday, October 22, 2012

At one time we had secrets. Now there are Secrets and "Secrets"



First, the ground rules...
The word Secret can be used as a noun or an adjective. For my purpose, it's one of three levels of security assigned to information or material (stuff). The other two are Confidential and Top Secret.

Secret information is: documents, pictures, charts or anything else associated with a piece of equipment, project, proposal... any and everything you only want folks with "A Need to Know," to know. Clear?

Disclosure of Secret information has the potential of causing serious damage to our national security. (Sadly, sometimes it's just embarrassing if folks find out about it.) Access to Secret information in only given to folks considered trustworthy. (And we all know how that occasionally works out.)

Now (finally) a couple of my Pet Peeves...
There are politicians, and those associated with them, who use classified information for their own purpose(s). They "leak" information to someone they know who will, in turn, pass it along or publish it. These politicians were granted a security clearance because they were deemed to be worthy of trust. Evidently they are not.

Today I found an example of "Secrets" (Secrets that aren't really.) The US has an unmanned (for now), reusable craft designated X-37B. It's launched into space, does its job(s) and then re-enters the atmosphere and lands. Rinse and repeat.

The story, titled, get this now, "Mysterious X-37B Military Space Plane's Next Secret Mission Delayed" Ok, it's not mysterious, and the next planned launch in not secret. What it'll do when/if it gets in orbit is another Secret, or not. Its exact capabilities have been widely speculated, and a few revealed.

If you'd like some idea about the design, Google you this... "X-37B diagrams" or "X-37B design" or "X-37B capabilities" or just about anything else you want to know about the X-37B. Lots of dots to connect, folks.

The fact that it even exists, IMO, should not be public knowledge. Much less how it works, its capabilities and when we launch or delay launching the damned thing! But the information is all over the internet and shows up from time to time on the evening news. Lord love a duck.

During the "Cold War," (I use the "  " because it wasn't as cold as most think. Another story for another day.) the Russian Commies pulled off one of the greatest "disinformation" cons ever. The US believed their planted information about the capabilities of one of their bombers. And we acted accordingly on that (dis)information.

Is the X-37B actually a masterful piece of disinformation? Are we just giving Russia, China, Iran, N. Korea, et al, a wild goose to chase? I don't think so.



Wednesday, October 10, 2012

New USAF Battle Dress Uniform (BDU)


Jimmy Buffett must have approved.

No, not for today's Airman, but at one time it seems the attire adorning the lady was actually in use. I found the picture and this...

"Washington (AP) The Air Force unveiled its new Battle Dress Uniform today. The utilitarian thing about the new uniform said Air Force representatives was that it has a built-in reversible Hawaiian shirt.

"This helps keep troops at the ready," said one Air Force Official. "If they are off duty they simply turn the shirt inside-out and come into work."

...on a Military News site. As near as I can tell, the uniform (without the shirt) was in use for about 3 years.


Saturday, October 6, 2012

I Love Dogs

And stories about stories about military dogs or dogs and military personnel. I don't like to hear about brave dogs being KIA or WIA, any more than those of living souls. These are, sadly, the reality of war.

This is from the story about Layka...
"A Belgian Malinois became the first military working dog honored by the 341st Training Squadron for her heroic actions while assigned to a U.S. Special Forces unit in Afghanistan.

Layka, an almost 3-year-old female, was recognized Sept. 12 at Joint Base San Antonio - Lackland, Texas, for saving several Coalition Forces team members during a June 4 special operations mission." 



This is the only picture I could find of the ceremony. Wish it didn't look like she's in pain and wearing the muzzle. I doubt, though, that she's bogged down with vanity.