Did you really read that heading? I mean really, really carefully?
Wish I could take credit for it but, in keeping with our strict standard of Truthfulness (usually) I have to disclose it came from the Onion. They bill themselves as "America's Finest News Source." I call them one of the funniest/serious sites ever. They've been around longer than I can remember.
Foreign policy primer: Besides the US, there are 6 countries in the world.
They are Israel, Iran, China, Libya, Syria and Afghanistan.
That's the opening to their hilarious bit about the debates. It's done as a series of Tweets. If you read and don't like. Sue me. (Don't call Miz Allred. This ain't her kind of case.)